January 2012
milkfloat:
“what kind of question is do you like gandhi?”
brandnewswastikas:
Instead of telling somebody that you’re on your period, say that you’re “all goopy” and see if they still understand what you’re talking about.
Glad to see people reppin’ that word!
isayfunnythingssometimes:
“Let’s get goopy”
December 2011
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Don't you fucking do it
Don’t post one more “yr in review”, or I swear to god I’ll cry out of dash frustration.
I'm going back to sleep
Wake me up when it’s 2013
I'm not really sure what nwyrs eve
has to do with yr business being closed, but alright.
insidethevalley asked: It's a little early for Xiu Xiu lyrics don't ya think?
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I'm up here so much I forget what I actually am
Down here.
I'll just straight up tell you
I don’t give a shit what happened in yr dream.
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Hobo's Blood
A natural relaxant.
In the world of blue collar work
Saying someone has “bankers hours” is the same as calling someone a “faggot” kind of loud in a small restaurant. Offensive and idiotic at the same time.
So I just unfollowed a whole bunch of people
Try not to take offense
I'm pretty sure when a bot starts following you
Somewhere a cat is hit by a car.
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Puzzle Agent 2 is $2.50 on steam today
Just a heads up.
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Omg
I’m a hundredaire
A real life conversation overheard between two...
“Sup fucker?”
“Not much, pimpin’ hoes, slappin’ prostitutes in their cunts!”
Hey Shana,
Remember that one time you asked if that post was about you, it wasn’t. But this one is.
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So I'm watching Rampage on Netflix
It’s like Eli Roth’s dream about Elephant
human-activities:
Try whistling a Sunn O))) song.
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I'll know I'm old
when I can’t eat extra sour Warheads anymore.
Anonymous asked: are you gay?
It was actually oddly comforting
We both talked to ourselves the entire time.
